my career of OCS so far.....

1. Orientation Fortnight
2. Junior Bar
3. Cadet Wing Commander (junior)
4. Cadet Wing Commander (senior)
5. Senior Bar

when i first heard the song "all i want for christmas is you" in camp last week, only than i realise this one year flies by so fast. whatever i heard this song, i feel so empty, it makes me feel unloved. i want my love.
where is my love?

i told myself, whatever matter u decide to do or not to do, do not leave it to regret in the future.
there is this one thing i did not do, and i feel i will regret it.
i dunno what to do now. am in NSF, do not have time outside. am stuck with the army. what to do now???

spend the xmas with these people~~~~~~~~~~ poor weishan gonna work while her sista is having fun in changi.

went on a spree yest, spent like close to 200 bucks on electronics!!i am a victim of the creative sale. i went with a aim to get a mp3player and i got just that. actually felt guity because i bough some other things which i didnt really need. but thats ok, they will make good xmas gift hehe.

wahahahahaha i am so happy!! i will be posted out to Stagmont camp to be a Signal officer cadet!! that means no more infantry!! bringing all my stuff back from safti is a hassle but its just worth it. this moment also concludes my appointment as the CWC, which is so tiring because firstly u do not have free time for yourself and secondly i am basically running my own show.

it is truly a relieve to me now that i can take a breather. hppewwww...

quite a lot of my buddies will be going with me to signals, there are some who is also leaving for other formation. i just wan to say we had our moments together and that will stay with us! will see u all at joint term!

monday blues!!!!
woke up at 9am after that alarm rang. crawl out of bed and go to living room see see rook rook. nth for me to eat. after reading newspaper, dada! roti prata with curry chicken on the table!
aiyo den my mama called. wanted me to bring some stuff to her.
from that point onwards,i feel sucky. a blue monday kicks in. my whole body aches. i dun feel like doing anything. but no choice lan lan suck thumb i have to go out if not no chance liao sunday got guard duty sat got social night.

tues will be the day i am appointed cadet wing commander. let me be a slack 1 !

looking at the number of entries these past few months will tell me how busy i am.
thankfully service term(the 2nd term of my OCS) is coming to an end, but not without drama!!
2 days ago i am hit with a virus!! a very suey virus which everything goes wrong for me! i cannot believe this will happen to me (i always thought i am leading a lucky life). 7th dec i am appointed platoon sergant for me platoon. today 8TH DEC i am promoted and appointed the CADET WING COMMANDER. -_- this means i had to managed the whole of my company aka boss.
this cant be happenning!!!
service term coming to an end yet ddurning this period i am hit with 5 extras wtf!! there goes meeting up with my friends, my computer at home, beoing at girls and alot alot of stuff!!

i haven got the chance to buy my new specs(considering oakley), going shopping for clothes.....WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i tell u i am so depress for the last 2 days.
haven been liek that since years ago!!!!
some1 please talk to me!!!!!!!
if u are reading this!!!!!!!!!
HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its been a while since i do something here ah!!!!!!!
could not bother with this place anymore because i have no time for it!!
but my friend is helping me with a blogskin( thank you ) so i thought i got to do something with it.

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala~~~~~~~~

nahhhhhhhhhh will be back there again...
am feeling low these weekend, possibly because i felt i am lacking something.....not quite sure what isit.
thank god i got friends who i can talk to...and talk to......

=( my blog so ke lian lor....kenna hack by some dunno who. also must blame the owner la dunno run where pang seh the blog liao...so at one point of time got consider closing the blog lo cos no use ma....but after a while decided not to because it is this very blog that i know new friends like ******* and ******** =)

it is also a place for me to type whatever shit i want and no body cares!! it is a place where i vent my frustration!!

had completed section fieldcamp this week. the best part of it is the navigation excersise where theres no instructor following u. so basically its free and easy. do what u wan but dun get caught!
and i bring back alot of present from this camp...the 20+ small little mountains thanks to the mostuitos, the heavily armed blisters on my foot. my body hurts now!!

tml i going back TP!!! why so happy? cos can see alot alot mei mei, and sit down bizpark one corner enjoy the chicken chop+fried rice and alot alot mei meiz..enjoy life la!!!

BOO!

BOO!

I'm here to blog on behalf of mr koh boo ming.
eh sorry, I mean BOON ming.

Apparently he's so busy washing toilets and digging underground holes that he'd forgotten about this blog! O.O

SOB.

Let's hope he'll blog SOOOOON!

The nice "hacker" =X,

XXX

p.s: I hope he wun kill me for blogging without his permission. MUAHAHHAS!

yepp. am blogger from camp!!! heh just to backtrack my days in SAFTI MI.....

first week was horrible. i was suffering from mild depression because of the hard training and partly because i wasnt very keen to come to OCS...and worst still, there is 3 weeks confinement!! zzzzzz

then second weeks past by faster because of a 2 day field camp. at the end of the camp, we were made to carry a "casualty" back. the scary part is that guy weights 78KG and we had to walk 5KM. shoulder cannot tahan liao but we cannot give up. lan lan suck thumb.

by then i am beginning to like the life here liao. its a test of resilient and character. i hope i am up to the challenge!!!

one thing i am not good is, running....running long distance to be exact. am always at the back of the pack when it comes to endurance. so far we had gone 7km. shaggggggg.

am slping soon...will update again some other time BIBI!!

hmm...its been a eventful block leave for me. been meeting up with friends, and closest of friends and had a wonderful time together. been on a short trip to cool cool genting.

also until recently i'hv been thinking alot, alot on alot of stuff. AND ITS COMPLICATING STUFF! its making me confuse,dillema,i didn't know what to do.

somemore i kenna ocs, been feeling low lo....so much for me saying i must always be positive in life. pui.

3 weeks on confinement. when i come out, i think i will be a changed man.

yup my fate is decided and i am going to OCS.the recent nightmares i had came true.
now only left like........2 days for me bfore i squat in there for 3weeks of confinement. =(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

so exciting!!! going genting on the day i buy the tickets!! its the most unplanned trip loh! block leave will end so so soon!!! after genting, chalet, a few more day and i will be back at the jungle =((((((((((((((

LET ME BE THE HAPPIEST MAN ALIVE CAN OR NOT??????

frustration!! actually thought we could book the tickets to go genting tml night but who knows my cousin's passport expiring in 2 months wtf?!?!?!??!
end up we have to call for backup to join us to make a 4 person trip.

DILEMMA!!!!! DILEMMA!!!!
had been so long since i had this problem!
but i will overcome this easily......bcos i am an over-positive person!!
nothing will bring me down!!! NEVER!!!!

i am sick!! yes one day after POP i am sick! my whole body felt so weak, i felt so cold i had to wear a tee which i normally dun. and my coughing is getting worst! must be the result of eating all the junk inside. we had party inside just bfore POP, with all these pizzas soft drink chips, ah!!!

well took alot of pics during the last 3 days inside. its so hard trying to get all the pictures together with so many cameras. but at least i took some and can post it online!!

seen my buddies cry during the parade, and i wonder why i didnt. perhaps i am feeling joyous that day?? but i do miss them, the life at tekong..

i had friends who has no fren or parents coming to attend the parade. and i think i know how they feel. its like looking around you theres parents taking pictures,wearing the jockey cap for their sons and u only gong gong stand there didnt have a idea what to do.

at least i had a friend coming to attend the POP and i feel so grateful to her!!






















































Drill Squad Champion- Raven Company!












POP LOH!

i survive the 24km route march!! arnt u gonna congrats me meh??? hehe that was a tired march indeed, especially so the platoon team spirit not high, our singing is so low volume i become no mood. nonetheless tuesday i will pass out of tekong as a private loh!!

got to book out on sat afternoon and slack at home til 5+. went to taka to have dinner with my poly buddies. they never fail to bring me to new restaurant and "whao" with the food. this time its a chinese restaurant and we had roasted duck, some scrambled egg with crab meat, chicken soup and a special tofu with special filling. WHA!!!!

after dinner, met up with my secondary buddies for my buddy gf chalet. went to katong for supper and spend my very first minute as a 20 year old there!!

had a family outing for lunch at a thai restaurant today.as soon as we finish lunch, i rush over to bedok to meet my besty buddy who is one day older than me!! went marina square and had LUNCH again at Changing Appetite(i think i spell correct).and we slack around and talk crap, catching up with one another.

i must say this bday, is the one i spent most with the most people. and after booking in, it is the NS buddy time for tekan!! =*( =) >_<

oh man! got no taggies in my blog oh so boring......not quite!

this week my company won the drill competition and i am part of that proud platoon!
as a reward for the hard work we put in training, our boss let us book out 2 hours earlier on friday!! =)

after booking out, the botaks met at east coast....as i am the first to reach, i went to the shore to sit down...looking at the stars...after a while dunno y i think back on the events happened on east coast...made my mood abit low.
woot so many jie jie and mei mei for me to see....and i saw one 20+ women holding hand with a 40+ man walking towards us..we looked at them,the hot lady abit paiseh..SHE SHOULD BE!!!!!!!!comfirm chop is his playtoy!!!!!!!!!! /me angry!!!

after that we went to changi village see trans and eat supper. wah seh i tell u all the trans from thailand so pretty sia. singapore trans no fight for them. den we saw cars turning round and round, presumely waiting for the right "gal" to pick up.

tommorow is my physical test loh...hope i can get a silver...gold is too much for me!! 2.4km in 9m44s?? no way man!!

张学友:我真的受伤了
窗外阴天了
音乐低声了
我的心开始想你了
灯光也暗了
音乐低声了
口中的棉花糖也融化了
窗外阴天了
人是无聊了
我的心开始想你了
电话响起了
你要说话了
还以为你心里对我又想念了
怎么你声音变得冷淡了
是你变了
是你变了

灯光熄灭了
音乐静止了
滴下的眼泪已停不住了
天下起雨了
人是不快乐
我的心真的受伤了

best song of the week!! one of my platoon mate sang and played this song with guitar during our outfield. everyone was listening,silence except his voice and guitar, you can "feel" the song so deep in your heart. best part is our officer in command drop tears. =*
guys if u wan to listen to this song can find it at baidu.com!! sorry that blogskin not done yet...my songlist is farkup!!

talking about the outfield, it is a situational test to determine if we have what it takes to be a commander. basically all you have to do is just wayang and wayang for the assessor to see. and its freaking shag!! imagine 4men evacuating a 65kg man, running for a few minute!! wtf!!!!
but its all over, it is all inside ur brain, storing it as memories.

2 more weeks is all we have to cherish each other. i guess i will carry my hp around our bunks to take precious photos as memories with me.

today i collected my pictures i sent for printing. it feels so different from looking on a computer and on a photo!

and the most important thing in this entry.......i have one more weekend to spare before my birthday!!!! wahhahha will be busy sia....buy pressy for my buddy whos bday is sep2,prepare for passing out parade,farewell dinner cum birthday dinner cum enlistment day(javier) outing.

argh!!!!!!!
"i will not forget my jockey cap" x 50
i actually forgot my jocket cap when boooking in on wednesday! end up i had to return to take it. comfirm will be late for reporting at pasir ris.
i thought "okay thats it, confinement or extra for me", but no. theres not even a punishment for me. if i meet them at pasir ris, i will be late. so i went str8 to the ferry terminal. i am not late heh heh heh.

in the fastcraft i took this pic in memory of the event~
























another pic i took during the week.
























i so love the two of them!! the 1 on the left called 米恩,right called 小薰. they are the 美眉 from the show 我爱黑涩会. both of them are 原住民 and can sing and dance well!! omg omg omg omg omg omg omg 原住民 hard to find skin so fair 1!! i want both of them!!!

just saw the tv advert of the guess show on channel u and the segment on 美眉上课loh!! is showing this week!!! so excited, but not because i can see, but is u guys can see!! they are so wacky!! huah huah huah huah~~

found out this week theres firework display all week. i guess i gonna catch it on saturday night...just wanaa see upclose the beauty of it......*touchy*

and..the field camp. 7 days out in the vegetation i feel i have lose some body mass and is "slimmer"!!. *烦*
thurs is grenade throwing!!

4 more weeks and i am through with pulau tekong,but somehow i feel nostalgic with that place. buddies will go separate ways, only memories of being work,play,train,rest,tekan in our heart~~

cherish every moment guys!!

->opened blogger
->log in
->create post
->thinking of what to write.

hmm, ah!! the stars! plenty and plenty of them!! It is the first time i'hv ever ever seen so many, and i mean MANY stars clustered together! and its at pulau tekong! I had my live firing of M16 on thurs night.

Okay, the firing was shoick enough, the smell of gunpowder, the recoils of the weapon bla bla..
but at this moment while waiting for my nxt round of shooting, i look up at the sky. i was stunned how beautiful stars can be. and when i say alot, i mean more than a hundred of them!

for that moment, i thought to myself, if only i had my loved ones with me..instead of all these gays!!!

7 DAY FIELD CAMP
its starting tommorow, its 7 days losing touch with the world. i wont be hearing any abt isreal and lebannon war, no sports update, bla bla!
~pray for my safety please~

argh...lazy to blog, but i cant pang seh my blog eh?? my 7 day field camps' on 31 july. though i am excitingly anticipating it, i reckon the first day will be very demoralising. firstly we will start off with a 8km route march to our campsite. comfirm 100% shaggged out.

on monday, we had a lesson on camoflaging, had to camo our face, go inside vegetation to 'hide'. i hide bhind this tree when i realise thats this big ants nest at the tree! freaked out a little and move to some other place to hide. >_<

this week, one of our officers showed us a video of his platoon during his officer course. i am inspired greatly, but its a gruelling 9 months training course, i am afriad i am not up to standard.

this coming wed will be my live range using m16. will be shooting 32 of live rounds. will be a super experience for me!!!

and pirates of the carribean is a must WATCH!! gogogo!

oh no i am booking in in abt 2 hours time!
last week 2 of my bunkmates got posted out of tekong, so bfore they leave, we gave them a traditional taopok, and finally a group photo. now the total strenght of bunk is 11, whole place becomes a little more quiet. HAIZ!

i hate that shaver who shave my hate on wednesday! he anyhow shave 1 and now my hair some longer than shorter @#%$$%#$$!@$ but still i think botak is sexy~~~~~~

went orchard to jalan jalan see sexy ladies, and i in turn, give them see my sexy head wahahha. am sorry, i am mad already. bmt is so much fun, my bunk is so much fun, we got "gays", "podcaster", underwear boy, mr black...WAH!!!!!

coming week BMT commence. real be busier than it used to.....but i gonna enjoy the time there!

omg taiwan taiwan taiwan!!!!
i just love all these 美眉!

i just wana say 金莎 voice is sooooooo sweet,cute,smoooothy! i was in camp at night when i tune in to ufm 100.3fm, they were interviewing her when i hear her introducing herself, "大家好，我是金莎" oooo my heart melted!!!

been a slack week for me, except for the 4km route march.with full battle order and ur M16, sibei siong. after that march, all of us went back to bunk, all collapse on the floor lol. the final route march is 24km, wonder how we'll survive that....

song song this weekend is long weekend, which mean i will only book in tml night. weeeee!!!

It is 25 June 2006 today and in 5 more days, half of your 2006 will be gone. What have you done these past 6 months? wasting a partial of ur life away or living in fulfillment?

Events worth a little mention for me these 6 months

• FYP (a very cute group indeed!)
• Graduated from TP!
  
• Taiwan trip (make me realise what a country singapore is)
• Knowing some new friends (yes its you!)
  
• Kuala Lumpur trip (a little boring)
  
• Attaining my driving lisence (in 2 weeks!)
• Protecting the well being of the nation! (ongoing process)

POST OF THE WEEK!

will the real slim botak please stand up!
/me *yes sir yes!*
aiya im just bored. this week is slacking week for me. didnt do much physical training because i am excused (skin infection IMPETIGO on the right arm). So i guess my body shape has gone abit lousy *iwanatrain!!*

abt the skin infection, the doc didnt give me mc, but when i book out, i realise this infection is highly contagious *sorry guys who tio it*

thats this animal i like right now, its called the kangaroo. my platoon sergant said, when u shine light at it, he will turn and look at u and say "what the fuck?" so true right!!! it hops and hops and hops and suddenly he stop,turn and said "what the fuck?"

on my bunkmates, cool is the word. character dun differ that much, enjoy hanging ard with each other, i'm enjoying my time!

PIC OF THE WEEK!

yeah i am back!! i see myself botak in the mirror and i thought to myself...not bad looking also leh botak lol. no trouble of fringe, long hair and the hot hot tekong weather(though these few days its raining)

the training has been slack.everything is so slack. pullups is no problem to me.i'm just there to experience army life before BMT( the real thing)

i think i will be chionging for command sch after bmt. command sch is either sispec or OCS. then i will be commanding chao recruits!!

when i book out this monring i realise my standard for gals drop to very low liao. the mentality is (ling ke sha chuo, bu ke fang guo). =D

yup. tml evening i will be back to tekong again. i miss u people in main island!!!!

yep last entry. now the time 1223 am june 9th. 12 more hours byebye for 2 weeks!!
bye bye my friends
bye bye world cup

todays time is gone quite fast. first the graduation ceremony, den 85 eat, den sent the gays home, den i drive around hopping a accident happen to me so i can downgrade lol(its a joke.)

did not manage to shave today. but nvm, i can post a pic with me and my black spec ^_^

feeling a little of "down" when i went home today because today is the first time i can feel NS's coming.

earlier on went to beach road to buy some army stuff, and then proceed to suntec for Sec sch gathering at marche.some are enlisting tml, so i can see their face as "cannot be helped, die die must serve NS" face.

been going home late late these few days.
monday torn night drinking vodka whiskey and bailey. reach home on 5pm tuesday.

tuesday no torn, go geylang supper,go mt faber,go east coast bedok jetty. one thing interesting happened, we throw the life saving float down!

got my new black framed spec(not again!!!) on tuesday. make me remember the secondary time of being a tooot.and i think i will be shaving after tml graduation ceremony. so i may post my pic tml!!!!!!!

guys, if u are free, feel free to sms me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cos i will be lonely, i'm mr lonely, i have nobody, all on my own!!!!!!

thats y i said luck plays a part!! A BIG BIG PART! the tester had pulled my handbrake up. gone case(immediate failure) i thought. so i just went thru the rest of the test thinking i had failed. no pressure. when i got back for the results, i got 18 points wtf?? i pass!!!! wahhahah cannot believe my luck man!
now who wants to be my passenger! ^_^
hmm..11 May got my PDL, got QDL on 5 June..is that fast or wad???

first time going to town today. took a train and i was feeling wierd! people were not keeping to one side and no ppl queue for the train!

also a phemonemon in singapore, some women are real flat-chested! somehow i felt realli helpless for them lor..pls do some excersise to ur 2 precious, it helps 1 ok..i'hv watched some taiwan shows that show how to massage them, if u wan to learn let me know ya? ^_^

monday will be the date if i get my lisence. i think my skill's okay. all else depend on luck and road condition liao.now i know y yellow box are so irritating!

have you ever laugh so madly that u cant stop laughing,becomes painful and tears flow from ur eye? i just did. i was playing cs and this map theres a motocycle, den i saw 2 guy standing on top of it and i thought it was real funny! my bro was beside me and he couldnt understand wats so funny.

after the phomonemon(engllish fail), i had a little thought. i used to laugh like that when i was young, say, 6-7 years old. very often tears flow. no idea y.

been driving car everyday this week. its no fun at all and my back aches when driving!

omg!! was surfing frenster when i saw other ppl picture wearing first class uniform again!!! so shuai!!! ah!!!! super smart okay, i love uniform..but not number 4 :P

okay today lesson was ok...but tiring! i managed to stall my car 2 time wahhaha. but overall very ma fan la~ when i get my license i rather gib other ppl drive =) tml got lesson at 0830!! wtf so so early okay! after coming back from tpe, i been waking up ard 11+..tml will be a struggle for me.


sogo elevator gal not ready yet +D

sorry for the horizontal vids =)

more to come:sogo elevator lady.
i'm going driving lessons liao ciao!

tada! my first hotel with hot spring!

Zhong Yi Da Ge Da

we were suppose to go at 230pm but because of a slightly longer than expected yang ming shan trip, we thought we will miss the show. returning to hotel ard 4pm, i called the person in charge, he said we are still welcome to come at 730pm. weee! felt so excited we can still catch the show. We arrive there with gao ling feng performing. he was the last to perform before the nxt section of the show. suddenly we heard the guest of the nxt section is xu chun mei! yes its her we are shocked because, earlier on we were speculating meeting her on the show wahaha. shes funny before actual recording starts,she ask if the audience wanted to take picture of her. she gave a few pose

we arrive at taipei CKS international airport at 630. the air temperature was around 23degrees. its colder than i expect, because its summer this time. we took a 45min bus ride to taipei city. i had no idea where we alight, but driver told us we needed to take a cab to the place where our hotel is, xin beitou. i was shocked to see taxis of different car model! theres nissan cefiro, toyota vios,altis to name a few!! my taiwanese friend told me its their own car, just paint it yellow and a few words, u are taxi driver!

the very first taxi trip is already fun! 4 of us men took the cab. the driver is very frenly, told us 4 men check in hotel dun anyhow. wahhaa i reply him " we dun do brokeback mountain". den the started talking on sexuality in taipei. he said taipei more and more homosexual liao.
hes seen gays touching him asking him wan to play together not. once a men sits behind and he saw him playing with himself. lol! den he lament whats so fun 2 metal rod playing with each other??lol the coversation got us laughing uncontrolbly!he introduce a few phase to us.

liang qian zhi shou(2000 walk str8) where u pay 2000NT and u can touch all over.
tu tan(spit phelgm)=vomit the whitish thing out.
tie bang(metal rod)= the male important organ
wah..i forgot the rest!! too many and so funnny the conversation liao!!

yep, alight in front of our hotel, not very glam on the outside, but when we check in its quite a comfy room. no pics yet(maybe tml) . began to rest a little while and channel surf. and its a tiring activity to do chaneel surfing in taiwan! hundreds of channels to choose!

den we went to have our dinner. remember correctly the first food we eat is chicken fillet.slightly different from singapore shilin jipai. its 1 times bigger, juicer, tastier!
nxt we had...........bring the pics to u tml.

hang out abit until 10 when we decided to head down to shilin night market! the motive is just to walk about. but we are so happy we made the right choice!our eyes soon turn to radar mode, looking at babes everywhere, no need to scan for them they appear in front of us!even the hawkers theres babes!

yes i am back! oh no i am back!! 7days in taiwan is not enough for me!! where do i start abt taiwan?
photos not uploaded(theres around 1GB of pictures), mood still not good (real sad leaving taiwan) and back to this boreeeeee singapore.
erm ok i will just start by highlighting events

• went up taipei 101 91st floor outdoor observatory
  
• went to see the clubs of taipei
• hot spring weeee!
• yang ming shan national park
• the delicious food tasting trip!
• the super duper courtious taiwan people
• betel nut trying ( it suck)
• the everwhere also got babes!
• zhong yi dageda recording! (i am in national tv!!!!!!!)

lalala tml i will start writing...dunno can remember the things not.

last post bfore i leave singapore. went for my first driving lesson today. its not easy as i found out haha keep stalling the vehicle because of the half-clutch thing. and driving is not as fun as when u play arcade =D it tiring!!

ergh.....will lose touch with singapore for one week, thats a long time for me. no Straits Times to read, everything there is gonna be chinese, my chinese is not good!

all right no time to say anymore le bibi peepz!

argh typhoon hits taipei on tuesday, hope nothing bad happens to me =D
been out of job and is slacking at home most of the time. go out =spend money. Took the Final theory test today, its easier than what i expect, so of course i passed the test wahahah now can drive car liao =D
nth much to say...wait til i come back from TPE!!

i am here to voice out my frustration! frustrated at choosing the wrong date to go taipei! i had miss out a chance to go to the guess show's recording lo!. u see they record on a fortnight basis and the week we go...no recording wah lao i damn dulan ah.

feeling desperate and some advise from some1, i decided trying to go chong yi da ge da is better than nth. so i call. and yes, we can go for the fei ge's show. well i guess thats better than nth even thought i'm still feeling sore. Argggggh.

i'm so excited and busy researching on TPE i totally forgot my advanced theory nxt thurs! i have not started reading the book and i had no motivation to do so! i guess i will have to start liao dun wan to waste time waiting for another test.

polling day's coming closer and closer. the war will intensify. this is getting real interesting! attend the rally for those nv done bfore. its a totally new experience from the propaganda u hear and see from news and the papers.

pH is here to crash ur blog! =DDDDD

HIHIHIHI!!!!! =XxXx

what u dont see in local newspapers,instead is reported by a malaysian newspaper
http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2006/5/2/focus/14119745&sec=focus.

how many days already and pap is still with the gomez bashing.what abt the serious issues?are they less important than gomez? is gomez that powerful? (FYI gomez is asia's top 50 most powerful man)

Taiwan Trip
okay, will be booking the air tics tml. cool shit i'm getting excited all over! theres hot spring theres yangmingshan bla bla bla. i even got the plan to watch the recording of guess show! just hope everything turns out fine~~

this is funny IMO, its aim at the issue regarding James Gomez of the WP and the attacks from the PAP,
in this podcast, its meepok seller vs james gomez
http://media34b.libsyn.com/ZndyeJR1bXvEemd5ZHNuppmnkXic/podcasts/mb/tmbs-060501-the_persistently_non-political_podcast_no6.mp3

total ownage PAP haha hows speaking at a rally in front of....2 hundred crowd?















both held at same location, but yet different outcome.
guess u do need me to point out which is a PAP rally, and which is a WP rally ba.

now that i'hv not blogged so long, i dunno what to write liao. ok after the KL trip, i'hv felt very lazy, no discipline to run and train. somemore keep raining and raining made me more lazy!

i'hv been following the general election very closely. I'hv learnt not to follow the media. they have a liking to MIW(man in white). every other colour, they dun like and will write things in favour of MIW. go to online forums like ohgenki and hardwarezone EDMW and u'll see life in singapore is not as good as what pappies portray. one quote i find it very true.
"Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely"


all right, taiwan's trip is 70% comfirm to be around mid may. now i got to turn on my "budget" mode to save and save so i can have more to spent and spent in TW. weeeeeeeeeeeeee!

oh yeah i can blog again~~sickening blogger is not moving last night

in case u wonder where i go over the weekend, its KL, again. But this time, its a little different because its was the first time i visited the Twin Tower Skybridge. Its at 41st story of the 88thstory tower. even at 41st, the view of the city is....WOOOOOOO! this visit came unexpectedly, i found out on the net looking for research only 24days later theres such a thing ^_^.






































































*added in* I Forgot all about the KL babes!stylish menz! it a complete different from singapore gals, i think the trend there is following hk, yeah its like mini hk? theres this shop i bought a tee, i really feel like asking the salegal can take picture wit me not haha so despo but too bad the camera is not with me so....=(



Oh no was back for 2 days and we are thinking of an taiwan trip. woohoo hope it will happen before i serve the nation.

Election
heard of the Dr Chee podcast?maybe by looking at his appearance he appears abit "mad" for his own good, but he sure can speak! at least by my standards. if ur free y not listen to what he has to say @ http://www.sgdemocrat.org/radioSDP/GE2006_PC1.mp3

Workers Party Mr low spoke last night in english commenting on PAP's not first world gov. i shall not comment on the topic but the way Mr Low speaks in english (it sounds abit broken). i ask my father isit his tongue got problem. no,its not his tongue but is bcos he is chinese educated (华校生）

Hard Gay HOOOOO!
he, in japan, has become the latest craze in singapore! he acts like a gay but in actual he is not. spotting in all black and of PCV material, his famous "pelvis thrusting" sets the tempo! His vids are a must-watch!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-aiHJgvlTu4&search=%5BBakafish%5D%20Hard%20Gay%20
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jjjvUO4xxlQ&search=%5BBakafish%5D%20Hard%20Gay%20
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mFKpriH8s0g&search=%5BBakafish%5D%20Hard%20Gay%20
http://youtube.com/watch?v=XfBHJsI2OpI&search=%5BBakafish%5D%20Hard%20Gay%20
http://youtube.com/watch?v=f6keevgU6-M&search=%5BBakafish%5D%20Hard%20Gay%20

What The????

this
http://www.photovideoi.com/share/upload/2006/04/24/11/dscn2055.jpg

this is sickening, this is irritating. Does superiority means everything in life? does that mean if u are from poly u will be less successful? What do u think?

Election

the General Election is coming! are you aware of the election? do u care about it? for me i'hv been reading on newspapers, hearing news reports on it and it really interest me. u know how conincidence upgrades comes hand in hand with election, those opposition parties with their leaders going around estates creating awareness.
For the record, May 6th is election day. it is a pH, but its a saturday =D though i cant vote, i want some action here in Adjunied GRC!! the last time, its a walkover, so boring. i wana attend rally, listen to opposition argue! yeah!

few more hours time, i be uncontactable til sunday. ^_^

Regrets

Regret being indirect victim of SARS
Regret having no camps for my orientation
Regret not becoming a CI
Regret not taking part in CCAs in Poly
Regret not playing to the fullest
Regret time is running fast and out.
Regret not taking some matters seriously

Life is part regrets.

Some amazing things to start~
上海自来水来自海上 start reading left to right, then right to left :O
Four" is the only number whose number of letters in the name equals the number.
The opposite side of a dice cube always add up to 7
Males sweat 40% more than females
During menstruation, the sensitivity of a woman's middle finger is greatly reduced =D
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. heh
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. Amazing!
It takes 17 muscles to smile --- 43 to frown. Frown to excersise!
On average women say 7,000 words per day. Men manage just over 2000. True
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. Wah song~

thats for today, got so many!!

today is back to work. We went to the Singapore Maritime Academy this time. Looking at the names of the lecturer on our shedule, there is hardly any chinese. As my supervisor said, this place alot of kong bu fen zi. i'hv chat with the lecturers, they said this industry awareness is not good, people think of maritime as going out to the sea. actually out of the 3 courses, only nautical studies requires u to go to sea. and the students there are mostly indians, chinese from China. one of the lecturer said, in the future they will hold the high post. haiz.

A day there is a test of your hearing. why? theres ang mo, indians speaking english u dun normally hear! its very hard to catch what they are trying to say! nonetheless its an experience ^_^














Ignore the 2. just wana show the ship lol

great great match! great tempo! MAN U AND ARSENAL never fails to entertain! theres controversy, theres flying tackles, there perfect tackle,cross,control,shoot string together to produce the first goal!! GOALL!!!!!!! close your eyes and imagine, scoring in front of 76,000 roaring spectators..breathtaking~.

Its 1.47AM and ihv just realise i haven blog!

yesterday i learned that my graduation ceremony will be held on 8th june, which means, i get to receive my cert with my hair intact! lol i was thinking i am so heng!just one day more and i will be botak! bfore this i been having the thought of shaving my hair few days bfore enlisting, now no way!

watched the 7th and 8th episode liaoz. "Getting the illness is not unlucky, its just inconvenience" well said ya? Theres many more meaningfull quotes...maybe when theres time i'll compile them.

Sunday, maybe i'll be meeting xw for a chance to get a SE lanyard, and i'll be meeting pH to get my Ab Peach. bring she'll bring me ** as well lol!!

The moment of truth has come!

wooohoohoo, big thing happening today ah! but first, in the morning i gotta crawl myself out of bed to go and pump some irons. was initally planning to meet my ex-npcc junior there, in the end i arrived late and she's nowhere to be found. ^_^"sorry"

i went home around 12pm and my maid cooked some tasty pasta for lunch! my parents were at home, father wants to rest cos not feeling well. mama ask me to go parkway eat hi-tea..since i got nth in the afternoon, i agree lo. My Aunt and Uncle, Ah MA and Ah GONG, Mama and Didi and Me, 7 person, me and didi feeling out of place lol.

all right heres the talking point of the day
uncle and auntie" u look like some1.
me: huh? haha really ah? (waiting for the ans as to who i look like)
uncle and auntie:the wat yang 1 ah..
me: huh wat yang?
uncle and auntie: the sch competition 1 la.
me: oh zhiyang ah. -_-'''

zZz. i seem to have all the idol face la~
my "using internet as a research tool" tutor said i look like bae yong jun
my stylist said i look like soo you peng
my fren's fren said i look like huang yi da
wahaha i wonder in wad way did all of them looked at me lo ^_^
p.s u are free to add in any idol that look like me. tell me ok?

reach home 5+, feeling shagged. i asked my maid any letter for me? she said no and then went down to take letter for today. and then! she came home. AH MING she called for me, i saw some big A4 size green letter! its the enlistment letter! now heres the official date
-------09 JUNE 2006--------

called my dearest(i called alot of ppl, if u think u are dearest to me, u are not :P) to announce!
but at that moment i opened the letter and saw the date, inside me was feeling "my days are numbered". So now, i do not know if i wanted to carry on working or to enjoy my days. cos i know once inside, theres not much i can do, and when i ORDed, its working life. now to think back, i realise i did not really have fun up to the maximum during these 19+ years.

forgot to add in~ saw mabel, my sec sch junior. haha still so cute as ever, and its the first time i saw her smiling!! smiling to a customer haha. she the coolest gal i ever saw.

KPH has come to hack KBM's blog! MUAHAHHAHHAHS~~~

woke up at 930 am. i was actually late bcos i thought i wanted to go to gym in the morning ard 9am. argh, nvm so i on com, read newspaper and gettting ready. den the phone rang.
its my mother. my dad is not feeling well and i gonna go down to help.
aiyo. i was feeling abit sian but i know i had to do it la..
was also feeling a little guity, cos almost 20 liao this is the first time going down to help.
my parents stall is at tangong pagar, amoy street food center.
going there at lunchtime is soooo.....mouth watering, or should i say, eye watering.
OL OL OL OL OL OL EVERYWHERE wahahaha.
its tired la, perspire alot. lack of water in body.
i left after lunchhour, initially thought i will be heading to gym, but instead went to JP.

ah..forget abt gym and JP. today we had A farewell dinner for our colin, enlisting on friday.
sidetrack abit, 85 also alot of babe lol.
yinan is mad, ordered $5 "see hum" for himself. thats like a whole big plate? the other time he ate, he went home and visited to toilet.
this time, i think should be better cos, that table only me, help him with the hum.

today heard something thats music to my ears. Yinan said i grown "da zhi" liao. lol
train 1 month+ first time hear this. ^_^
but sad la, he going back CHIna,colin enlist,foowen attachment, wana come out play soccer also hard to find ppl. haiz.

shit la. now is 12am liao still haven slp. tml dunno will put ppl aeroplane not.
was suppose to go east coast tml =D

will update my songlist soon, theres one song ah mei sing 1 very nice!!

theres a new game call pangya, a online golf game.
quite nice to play..if u guys play, add me buddy at CrumBs
and quite ironically, i found a username "wenming" its my name!
so i msg him..say we had the same name
he replied, "but my surname is koh"
LoL??? still the same!!
so conincidence lo..he live in the east side, pasir ris. haha

only after today then i know wad is slalom in roller blading terms.
its skating tricks ard a line of cones
its real cool! u dload some clips here @ http://www.doublewheel.net/
any 1 wans to blade??? jio me hor

NS readymen, be ready. most prob june intake enlistment letter are being sent.
got frens hu tio liao.
letter faster come so i can ready my mind and not keep waiting!!

there will be no work for one whole week. ah slack ah...i dun wan slack i wan money!!
but nonetheless, i wont be wasting my time. as usual, training,jogging,slack with frens.

watched the ending of the campus superstar. conclusion? rich=winner.
at least thats a very big step forward to becoming a winner in life. so i believe...zhiyang is wealthier than teresa =D
and that sugiankeelan, dunno how to host 1 lo..did he really expect weilian to say hu he expect to win? cannot 1 wad..if really say hu he think will win, sure will kenna flame 1 lo.
and why the hell he say "teresa must be feeling sad now" wth??? u get wad i mean??? WTH??
ok i'm being critical of him. bcos i dun quite like him =D

about that show, its really emotional,depressing watching it. i'm afriad to watch it. i'm dun wan to watch it with my family members still awake cos i cant fight my tears flowing. no show has done that to me before..i'm already halfway towards the end and the storyline will become more jialat. now got the feeling, the feeling of not watching it, no enthu 1.

=*( cant believe my tears are free flow when i watched 6th episode =*(

It a slack day at the office today.
so slack i'm afriad they will inform not to come for work.
we're actually free from lunch, and lunch is at 1130.
its actually quite boring,slping the library, using computer at the library.
tml, i will prepare myself with dramas and shows uploaded into my hdd. =D

http://forums.hardwarezone.com/showthread.php?t=1258587&page=1&pp=15
he is such an idiot and he thinks it's cool

SP is godamm rich!
first, each of the lecturer are given new laptops,
now the labs have new computers! 21 inch lcd, processor speed 4GHz, 3.25gig of RAM, 200+gig of hdd. O_O!!!
nuff said.

this week i'hv seen freshies around, they are cheering, playing games. so fun!!
the songs they sing allows me to remember back the campfire days.......pearly shells......by the ocean.... =)

btw just now i went jogging and pass by the playground, the swing was swinging by itself de~~scary? haha no la dun think too much no worries liao

its payday soon! should be ard nxt week!! yippy!

yeah yeah i'm back!
nowadays i'm feeling a little bit of a laze to write.
maybe bcos time is kinda pack for me..
from morning til evening its work and work,
den at night its training, jogging, slacking, chilling, and watching taiwan veriety shows, and now theres the jap drama.
of course chatting on msn is also a task i do daily.
u see, where got time to blog neh?

and i wan to complain! though its not a alot of a money, we have to pay more to watch world cup!
didnt they just increase their fees some time back? thats the bad of monopoly. argh!

i cant control when i'm working/have money, i will kinda spend on some unnessasary items on impulse! i just got myself a pair of roller blades! O_O : o
let me see...yeah i'm targeting on a KL trip real soon, and its spending money again!

hmm...ever drink cheery coke bfore? its no longer found in singapore, but i realise dr. pepper has the same taste as it. yeah i kinda like it. no harm trying ya?

oh yeah nearly forgot. http://www.xanga.com/OneLitre
its a translation of the diary. the diary the gal wrote. yes the gal is read and the diary is real.

today is a family outing. a outing to chomp chomp.(i think is like that spell la~)
its some famous food center just like 85, chong pang.
howver i think the food just quite disapointing, and i considerd it expensive.
i think i'll stick to 85 =D
go try it yourself. its s experience lol

back to the drama...on the 5th episode..i can hold it no more le..felt so sad for the gal. u just have to look how she walk. oh man so pitiful..the things she wrote on her diary.....didnt managed to show the drama today. think the show be more and more touching towards the end. =*(

oh no. just finish watching the 1 litre of tears.
althought there is still time left for me to watch 2nd epi, and i cant really wait, i must blog!!
oh no, first episode i already feel the sadness liao,
watching her fall, my heart feels so pain, she falls really hard! those BOOM sound u know!
and she did not use her hand to break fall, kenna her chin badly. oh man. oh man..

this drama..must watch!!
i was thinking men watch this show already buey ta han liao, i give my mother watch surely flood my house liao.... =( =(

*update below*

haiya...wad u wan me to blog....now ish quite boring la..nvm i tok kok
the chn 8 9pm show hor.....the blind gal very good hor...though she blind, she got alot of qualities singapore gals dun hab lo..u see the pierre png like wan to like her liao, wan to eat her liao.
the ah cek also, bian tai 1, everyday in home see the mag, mag where got nice, buy a computer use the internet la...if he got internet he will bth 1. lol

recently got this jap drama being talk around the sinagapore forum, is call one litre of tears, is based on a true story la...i hear ish very very nice. alot ppl cry, dunno y also. i haven watch so i dunno i will cry not. but my fren big men also cry haha. as i say....sharing is caring, so if interested...u know la~~~

tml basic theory test..i haben study lo...now like 1/2 heart 1/2 no heart...haiya......

u all hear the news the thailand 4 face buddha kenna destroy??sibei sad case lo this 1...apparently is a mad men hit 1..den ppl saw liao he beat him. until he die. while i feel sad for the deathmen, i feel even more sad for the 2 men kenna charged for murder.
today news say investigating if those extremist got involved in this not. haiz the world..

extras....took this picture at sentosa just outside the toilet, aiyo. how can there got such things...later xmm go play with it how wor....

hmm, this week, music came into my life when i bough the altec lansing ATP3 2.1 speaker. except from weijie's car audio system, this is the nxt best audio thing in my life liao.

just finish a cuppa bailey with coffee, its tasted heavenly~~~! I gonna resist myself from indulging in alcohol so much, its not good ok...once in a while is fine =)

tml is working again lo!! oh yeah oh yeah~~

wooo long time no write my "huilings" liao.
the job is a slacker job. basically not doing much, just the loading time of the laptop is slow.
but thurs and fri did not work, sucks because thats = no income
i think we did our work too fast already, in the end nth for us to do on thurs and fri. zzz

its kinda depressing going out with 2 people with income of 1.8k.
when they are busying spending money, i gotta hold on tight, i'm now on tight budget, specially after getting a 2.1 speaker.
talking about the speaker, it rocks! altec lansing ATP3. affordable too ok!

went orchard today to see babes. also learnt two terms.
ITAB=Is that a babe?
TAB=Thats a babe.
so when we say that, people will not know what we talk ^_^

after went 85 for supper, surprisingly saw a few people,
My NPCC juniors, sucks lo, one of them saw me and began "pai kia pai kia" zzz i am guai kia.
Yiming, a once bruther with me wenming tian xia and yiming jing ren.
Weiting, my best fren!! heh so long no talk talk liaoz. bang seh me to be with bf =D

this week i'hv run only once, cannot!!!! i must run and run!
tml should go reservoir and chiong liao!!

yep..today's first day at work..
kinda exciting.. cos u get to talk to so many lecturers when setting up the labtop.. like 25 days??
today did managed to do 7. and 7 will be the magic number everyday. didnt wan to do too fast, or too slow.. will not do me any good =)

today's ended late. late enough not for me to go to gym. so i decided to go JP for a little of initial-d action. did managed a consolation though....breaking akina's personal best ^_^

after all that..took the long long train back. i was at the most right of the row and halfway the journey, theres this couple (les i should say) standing on the glass. the stupid bung keep using the fingers and tap on the glass make me woke up from my slp. but anyway..i managed to glance at her galfren....quite hot~~nice legs~~short skirt~~=D

i did realise one thing though.....bungs (or butch) and their partners are always english-spoken. yes?right?correct?wondering is that any link there~~~~~~

our SP supervisor allow us to take back home the portable hard disk used to backup data..its 80gb!! weeeeee!! any1 got ho kang to upload to me can apply ya??? ^_^

ah..tml work liaoz
my time will be so so packed on the weekdays...
after work, gym..
after work, jurong point.
at least thats what i'm planning to do la..

got my hybrid concession today..no more top-ups for me for one month!!
gonna slp liao...tml wakie early!!

suck la. GPA=2.92 i didnt hit my target. i failed my mission!!!! =(
LPCS=B (Mr Lum i let u down)
DCM=C+( WTH?)
FYP=B (not too bad)


haiz haiz haiz

One day when the teacher walked into the classroom, she noticed that someone had written the word 'PENIS' (in tiny letters) on the blackboard.
She scanned the class looking for a guilty face. Finding none, she rubbed the word off and began class.
The next day, the word 'PENIS' was written on the board again; this time it was written about halfway across the board. Again she looked around in vain for the culprit, so she proceeded with the day's lesson. Every morning for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same disgusting word written on the board, each day's being larger than the previous one, and each being rubbed off vigorously. At the end of the second week, she walked in expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board but

instead found the words: "The more you rub it, the bigger it gets"

*additional*

today just before i went out for the job training, someone rang my house bell. it was a anglican high school student and she said "do u have any old newspaper for us to collect?"
haiz. was feeling rather ma-faned because i just bathed finish and i dun wan to perspire (was told by people sweat is not the right word to use).

anyway...i guai guai carry the papers out lo..gave her a smile and then shut the door. after that, i recalled i also did collect newspaper when i was in sec 2. and i can tell u, we hiong hiong collect 1!
we combed the bedok south, bedok north, new upper changi road area over a period!

heh the operations was so big we needed walkie talkie to communicate lolx. it was fun man!
i was astonished by the amount we received by sellling it to garang guni, a few hundreds dollars leh.

it was enough to pay school fees for my classmates whos in financial needs and, a bbq at the end of the year. i can tell u it was not a small bbq though its at my sch.
we spend 200+ plus when shopping for food at carrefour u know!!

it was the most happiest, bo-chap abt money constraint shopping trip ever! whatever we see, we take, we throw it onto the trolley!!!!! shoick ah!
heh, that was sec 2, a memorable time where we created lots and lots of trouble for ourselves, had a superb form tutor who back us no matter what, and that newspaper activity, i thought are we studying or doing business??? ^_^

anyway, today's training was rather, str8 forward. we had notes given to us and we needed to follow it and thats it.
the notes steps are clear, clearer than my course lab lesson lol
right now i'm having trouble thinking wheather to buy hybrid concession or not. AAAAH!!

tml after gym may cycle to east coast and interact with the sun~~~~i miss my haro bike!!!

wahaha went herhah again this morning....came back around 12+ and had lunch at home.
den 2+ went jogging..u must be saying i keesiao liao because the sun so big.
but i went out in the late afternnoon ma..

went bugis pool junction to pak pool, play initial d and slack til 10+.
and i saw a fellow blogger and her name is dawn yeo.
u must had heard her name liao..
she's famous for that "face"


























thats right. her "face".
i thought i was looking at some1 wearing a mask??!!??
she's wearing a bareback top and i can see a small angkong at the back left ^_^
i think shes with her mother la...because the face abit same same leh..
maybe they go do together 1..got quantity discount ma lol

tml going to sp for the training lo.......and i think its gonna be slack training.
it'll be best if we can get to use the gym there!!

woot today went to sign the contract for the job. its at international plaza. i know that place is reputed to have lots and lots of agency, but i never went there bfore.
and today, i realise that place is buzzing with life!
saw lotsa OL..lotsa students, presumbly looking for jobs too. i was in the mood today man!

after that went to maria's work place where she gave lots of pastries. yum yum! my mom loves it!
it was funny how maria looked. ^_^ short hair and that uniform lol
pls leh..although u my brother, keep ur hair longer can?

wah today i go sch for gym la..
den hor when i see so many people, i ish wan to laugh oreadi,
because i see so many ppl. so many boi so many gal.
all i think ish appealing for a place in the happening TP la...
the reason i ish wan to laugh ish because i see all their seh hor...
ish just like what i am when i was enrolling into poly back then.
those 16 17+ years old got this "SEH",
u know...those "i ish got freedom!! no more uniform!! i grow up liaoz!!" de SEH la..
haha i just wan to let them know..the poly they'hv been imaginating is not what it is.
so....have a good time in poly ba~~!!

oh man i'm so hypeup! for tml's barcelona vs chelsea game!!
MOANrino been spat at barce airport!
just as UEFA CEO said. "The Enemy to Football"

*new songS*
when tonning last night, and slept around 5+....
so basically sunday is sleeping mostof the time.
after bathing, found out my face is dry!!
skin peeling ah!!!!
like that how to face people wor~~~~ =(

anybody wonders why a room is calleda room???
because its where u "ahhhh! oooo! oooo!! mmmmm!!!!" heehee
this 1 not i think 1 la...heard it from a tv show.

saturdays newpaper got one article...that some sec schs are confisicating coloured bras if the gals wear it to sch....and they have to go without bras!!!!
wondering if this sch is biantai, or instilling discipline???

went bugis....and saw junyang and silver together....where is candice neh????

saw HER today....
she's with HIM.
two of them...coming nearer and nearer..
she did not notice me...
i snapped my fingers in front of her face.
she got a scare!!!
sorry la.....didnt mean it.
was looking back and smiling to her.
but at that moment...was feeling wierd(again)
at last. it came.
was thinking when will it be the day i saw them.
today is the day.
i'm glad.....its come to an end.
soon. today will be yesterday.
and yesterday will be history..

Dress Code

It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay rise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a pay rise. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a pay rise.

Sick Days

We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness.
If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Holiday Days

Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year.
They are called Saturday & Sunday.

Compassionate Leave

This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Toilet Use

Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the cubicles. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the cubicle door will open, and your picture will be taken. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company notice board under the "Chronic Offenders" category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.

Lunch Break

Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.


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Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live! forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.


"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey


"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it," --A congressional candidate in Texas.


"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President


"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.

my oh man! woke up today and found out my nose is so so so red! and painful too!
its the end result of yesterday sun roasting.
by later morning, when i finish training, my back is feeling the burning sensation too.
now its so uncomfortable for me!!

did not feel very good this afternoon, the sun's blazing hot, my maid fry potato wedges(junkies) for me and its so heaty...nonetheless i gorged them all down.
now i'm feeling a little sick, a little headache. =


Warning: Objectionable language and contents. If you are a holy person or easily offended by crude language than I suggest you miss this and visit The Smurfs.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YjnMTWhiL4I

*edited again!!* this time its a vid on army days...good for boi and gals.. =)
http://www.hosaywood.com/zopeng/index.php?show_id=1

*edited with pics!!*pictures taken on tuesdays event





BANG! i'm dead.....tired.

rushing in the morning for the interview, which took only 20 mins...the time is 0950+.....the gang is meeting at harborfront at 11....i make myself drag feet slowly to dover train station....dragging all the way to harborfront.
in the end still reach there earlier..zZz

btw...i'hv got the job...will have a training nxt week, and work starts the week after...
haiz once working, my life will be packed again...but will be richer~~~~~~~~~^_^

today's sentosa......lesser people....but gals still aplenty for our eyes~~
notable things to mention

1. couples hugging together in the water....so tightly...face to face.....u wonder what their hands doing underwater~~~~
2. 2 lady floating on the water on their back.....using 2 'floats' for each of them...
3. going sentosa, we always had casualty. this time, its shihan.
4. playing soccer at 12pm.."feet-cooking session"
5. i think i gonna sunburn!!!!!

thats it. tired~~~~~~

=D
just open the cd-r that the LIG burn for us...theres the lecturers video, some mp3s and the cohort's contacts!!
thinking of sianing any gal?? open the file now!!

As we go on we remember all the times we had together and as our life change come whatever we will still be friends forever~~~~~~

has an interview tml at 9.30 SP..
oh man its so early! now i barely managed to climb out of bed bfore 8am lo!
argg after interview have to go sentosa meet them.
rush here rush there..zZzZzZzZzZzZzZ

read today's TODAY, and saw this interesting article.
A man will be marrying a goat!
reason?? he had sex with the goat and was caught! lol
the owner of the goat caught them in the act and bring the matter to the chief of village.
the man is ordered to marry the beast~~~the last part reads.
"they are still together" ^_^

isit bad to be a good person? i dunno.
i really think i am too trusty,
sometimes really felt i'm being push around..here and there..
i dun really mind...but i will hate if u really mean to take it as granted. as a advantage
i know i'm soft, and thats my weakness. i see u guys as some1 related to me.
i will help. but pls. a thank you or something like that will help.

every1 will have temper.
some will have a better control of it..so u wont see it often.
but when it erupts.
it will be distructive.
trust me.
u guys aint seen nothing yet.

its been a long time....guys in NPCC know it.
they'hv seen it...they'hv work with me bfore.
my juniors knows it.
i'm the most hated man in NPCC.
but wad to do?
u gonna have a "bad" guy somewhere hanging ard..

its really a relieve to step down from president.
maria...i know how u feel as FYP leader....

Started today with the celebration at sch...
its kinda fun. u know its like we are the stars of the show, and the year2's are entertaining us.
i was sitting there, waiting...just like 2002 NPCC disco night..
while the juniors are busy with their stuff and getting ready...the NCOs(non commission officers) went "why so long ah long ah long ah long ah long......why so long ah long ah long ah long ah long!...why so long ah long ah long ah long ah long ah long ah long ah long ah long ah long ah long ah why so long.."
hehe and theres another "why are we waiting...why are we waiting..."
too bad...LIGs no teach cheers for the course...it will be like so lively.....

those are the NPCC days..........

theres this part where they show the pictures of events from year 1s to 3s....
u know..when u see yourself on the screen with a different face,body,hair...u are so ready to laugh!

after the event, we went to the chalet at aranda.
we had our soccer ball ready~~but no court in the compound of the chalet...so we decided to play....."car-park ball"!
playing monkey in the middle of the carpark!! thats Kewl(aka cool)!!
as our group is quite big la...like 11 ppl..the car saw us and did not turn into our lane. heh heh
but the glory moment ended...security came and warn us...in another words..get lost

the bbq is nth much la...i actually thought the chalet is for year2s LIG committee to celebrate taking over year3s...

food at a bbq is always not enough/unappealing....and we decided to make our way to 85 market!
yum yum! the bachormee,chicken wing,satay,sugarcanejuice...its the main attraction there lo!

too bad...pictures are not available as on publish time...so nxt time ba~~

tml morning is gym day!! afternoon....heck....morning den decide la....any1 wana date?? ^_^

Thurs is sentosa day!

woot today abit dramatic in the morning...i woke up ard 9+am, already 'late' for gym session.
so i thought i gonna take my time...eat breakfast...read newspaper bfore going to gym..

halfway breakfast,my hp rang..unusual for hp to rang at this time.
i pick up and this women talk...and talk....and talk....
never give me chance to speak!!!
but i knew its the person whom i sent my resume to la...

told me today i will go to SP for a one-day assignment.
hmm okay. its at 1330Hr..
i look at the clock. it reads 0945
!!! haven bath haven prepare!!
i want to go gym today!!
i rush here rush there prepare swee swee and headed to school!!

wah seh...reach sch at 1030...gym was so packed today!!
studdents no more exam bo dai chi zho ah?
go find job ma...dun hog the gym!!! heh

was suppose to meet xuanwei 1230..
and was late hehehe 1305 den reach..
no good lo! i gonna rush to eat my lunch.
T1 canteen buay pai oh!!

i'hv reached the working place....its actually a technical support office. basically a helpdesk for students.
whole day was like...so bored???
task i did today

1. pick up 2 calls
2. put up 5 timetable at 5 floor.
3. push chairs in at a lab..closing time.

tata!! $30 buck for 3 task.zzz

today i'hv met a person....the most soft-spoken, quietest person i'hv met ever! hes also a doing a same task as me..even in that 'almost-silence' room, i find it hard to hear him!

argh..was caught in a peak hour train rush. OL OL OL OL OL~~~~~~ hahaha

those with chn 52...i wana recommend 全民大闷锅 at 10pm..uber funny!!!!!!

woot...just came back from Pool session.
its long long time since i had pool session.
lucky my skills is still there.
been feeling guity, because i spent so much on the cue,
now i dun play often.
i can put these money to use somewhere else!!
but i love my cues!!! quite 帅气 anyway hehe

tml i aim to go to gym. =)

haiz 今天真闷，整天没事干。还好我的最佳友找我去gai gai.
该找工了。在家闲着也是闲着。。不然就要变NMNHNLM的member liaoz.
No Money No Honey Nobody Loves Me!

http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1
the above link is a expert system programmed to communicate with u
if u had problems and need to voice out, try it!

http://www.sanriotown.com/psycho/psycho6/psycho6_us.htm
Measures Stress Level.

http://spikedhumor.com/articles/16419/Can_You_Run_That_Fast.html
this video is cute!!!

Today i took my last exam paper. was actually feeling quite happy because
1)the paper was easy
2)i saw Mr Lum. yest some1 posted Mr Lum picture as his display pic and the pic was uber funny to me. today nearly looked at him at laugh but i managed to control myself. ^_^

after exams, was greeted by an sms "=D"
it surprise me u know!!

went home and fell asleep after lunch.
taking a paper was tiring

i woke up and found out something on friendster.
heart did actually sank abit.
don't know how i should be feeling.

"Go,Go,Go, It should make me feel better"
extracted from a Pet Shop Boys MTV.

will be doing up my resume(again) for a temp job at SP.

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somebody come entertain me pls~~~~~~~

Your Guilibility Factor score is 67.
(Out of a range of 0 - 100, where 0 = mind slave, and 100 = free thinker.)

Learner
As a Learner, you're smart enough to know better, yet you're still not fully informed about reality. Around 15% of the population are Learners. You have the critical thinking skills to be a truly free individual, but you haven't exercised them enough yet. From time to time, you're still manipulated by the powers that be, although you frequently learn from those mistakes and refuse to be exploited again. You buy things because they are practical, not because they're cool.
If you were in The Matrix, you would have taken the red pill, but you would still be in a state of mild disbelief about the nature of reality. You are essentially unplugged, but still untrained. With more knowledge, you could become a true free thinker.

Your architects: You have always been an independent thinker. You rebelled against your parents, schoolteachers and always chose to hang out with smart friends who weren't necessarily that popular to the "in" crowd. Increasingly, you shape your own world by deciding what actions to take based on your own internal drive rather than what society tells you is right.

Action steps: Learn more. Educate yourself through alternative media and cutting-edge books. Read the answers below to get started.
TRY IT AT http://www.newstarget.com/gullibility.html



discovered more gays blog surfacing. i dunno for all of u, but i cant accept it as of now!
they can gay all they want but y they wana let the world know!!
obviously the society in singapore is still not as open yet and continues to treat Homos as taboo!
now they are being bombarded in their respective tags...
scali newspaper got hold of this news and published it.
now thats NEWS!

a ex neighbour of mine is currently Major in Psychology.
thats cool okay!
makes me feel the module (introduction to psychology) i took is so.......childs play.
today i learn one new thing..Evolution Psychology.
studies how human evolve over the past.....past....zzzzz dunno how many years.

To:BAOTINGdG....i feel so honoured...u mentioned my name 2 times! in ur blog..
/me touched

Hail this blogger!!
http://ajuniors.blogspot.com/

the man behind tammi strikes again!!
this time, there a 2nd video released!
and this time, its the foreplay part.
actually nth special abt it..just that humans are born to be gossiping whichever deviates from the norm. right?
will there be a third vid?? not too sure....i see that guy cannot last :X

This is What Happens When U Dun Apply "Ladies First"

aiseh....every1 change skin liao..all swee swee liaoz.....

today's newspaper featured the most talked about gal in singapore~~
and thats.....***********************************
to that girl : no worry..once the hoohah is over...u will be forgotten. =)

*2 songs added!*

What's Behind Your Emotions?
Why You Feel the Way You Do

w3nmin9, your emotions are triggered by your underlying belief in Integrity

In other words, your uncompromisingly honest nature directly affects how, and how often, you experience certain feelings.For example, your test results indicate that you're most fulfilled when you hold fast to your moral ideals. That factor is directly related to your fundamental belief in integrity and the range of emotions it triggers.
http://web.tickle.com/jumpto?test=emotionsogt&c=42583

ah....haven been studying even though this week is the "study week"
am i letting myself down by not studying? not too sure.
one thing for sure..mon tues and wed..i will pia day and night.
i wanted that 0.02 for my GPA to appear GPA=3.00
3 is a better number =)

FYI, for those hu cant view the chinese character, go to "view", then "encoding", den choose "unicode".

心理年龄鉴定 - How matured are you?
this test scare me!!!!!
鉴定结果您的心理年龄35岁
与您实际年龄差15岁
幼稚度32％
成熟度64％
老化度33％
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http://www.xlzx.com/xlcs/zy32.htm
you can take the test too!

May i ask u guys to read this sentence.















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男人下面硬的时后，
心肠是软的。

hehe 这句话是看一部台湾电视节目学来的。
你觉得有没有道理呢？

今天slack了一整天，晚上还去DIY染头发啊。。。
但是，kw blur blur 去把conditioner也倒进去solution le...
摇罐的时后,觉得水水的。。。
谁知道conditioner inside liao..
啊！！！中文很难 type ah!!!!!

refering back to the urine pic.....i just realise the black round thing around the waist is actually a handcuff! zZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZ

yest receive a call from my FYP supervisor..when he told me he did not receive my peer appraisal, i shouted "HUH". wah liew shock man....scali i kenna mark down or something den jialat ah.shit head. sai always happen to me de!!

and today's newpaper..teens caught loitering outside by police after 11 will have to call up their parents. This is "to prevent crime against them and from them" guess in singapore, night life is a "bad" thing..

http://kevan.org/johari?name=w3nmin9
The Johari Window was invented by Joseph Luft and Harrington Ingram in the 1950s as a model for mapping personality awareness. By describing yourself from a fixed list of adjectives, then asking your friends and colleagues to describe you from the same list, a grid of overlap and difference can be built up.

click the above link!!
u can also create one for yourself!

There's many perspective in life.
Its hard to tell what's correct and what's wrong
The most important thing is,
You live with a clear conscious

so poor thing....heated alive~~~~


































when i came home this morning.....this notice is pasted inside the lift.

i'm back..tired.
took a cab down to sembawang park because we miss the last bus.
from tampines to sembawang.....$20.
somemore sway sway our cab kenna stopped by police road block for inspection.
policeman are cocky, saying they can bring me back because i did not have my IC with me.
but i knew that won't happen..

when reaching the jetty, they were already having bbq menz...
the crab we caught also poor thing....kenna thrown onto the hot grill.
crab's small though...but still can eat.

the scenery were quite breathtaking.
on the left are the shipyard for vessels repairs and all that.

theres this group of ginna..playing fire big big..
i was thinking something will happen menz...
scali one of their charbor member bo dai bo ji go stand near the fire.
when they throw alchohol, VROOM kenna the gal.
the gal shouted AHHHHHH!
but dun think got any serious la...if not ambulance lai liao ^_^
tired menz...this thing gu gu ji bai can olady.
i ish old olady.

yup. am here...writing.....not sure what i'm goona write.
went out in the afternoon to M.square and bugis with 2 men.
i dunno, feeling out of place today.
perhaps i should not even go out in the first place.

allright..realise some ppl do not know whats vitamin M
if u are one of them. it stands for money aka moolah.

today in a particular forum, thats this discussion going on.
its abt a video of this couple having *toot*.
taken from N90. and its available for download!
sad case for the gal. how she gonna face ppl from now on....

ok thats it.
will be going sembawang for a crab catching trip.
hopefully there'll be some pictures.
see ya guys.

i'm so f**ked!
could'nt fall asleep last night..
was 2am when i went to bed.
somehow automatically, my brain cannot stop thinking of issues.
Issues that should be long forgotten.

no matter how i twist and turn, left or right,
i just cannot fall aslp!!
and i knew if that happens, my next day will be very f**kup.

should be going to gym later on and push all the worries out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

argh....mix emotions...
its neither happy or sad.
ur like .....sad....den happy....den sad...
thats wad i'm feeling.
sucks sucks sucks sucks!

this recent period...been feeling low.......
but that shall change in the future.

no choice but i have to.

haiz....attended the last lecture of my poly life.
last time walking the steps of the lecture hall.
everthing seems like "bu she de" for me.
added by the fact that army is loomming.

today, my fyp member ashila gave every1 of the fyp team a little jigsaw and wrote something on it which i haven read....so sweet!!!

was on my way home when i decided to check out the queue of the betting shop.
hmm almost no queue at all...so i place the first bet of my life.
bo bian la~~tml toto ish 10mil ma...
bough the bet with the mindset of not winning lol. nvm.

and this afternoon the rain is damn damn big!!
i did not want to get wet, so i did not chiong my way home..
instead i waited outside the mac.
after abt 15mins, this auntie ask me " u wan to cross over isit?"
i said yaya and together we share the brolly.
hehe i dare not say i am liked by my peers
but i dare to say i am liked by the elderlys.
teachers in sec sch/poly, strangers outside
i could feel it!
ah..maybe it's just me..my wishful thinking~

ah!!!!!
am suffering now because of sunburn
we have only ourselves to blame..playing soccer from 10am to 12pm..
now my skin is dry...feeling itchy..my shoulder is burning sooooooo "bu shuang"

will try to retake napfa again this sat..
dun wish to enter army early leh~~~~

right now my life is just waiting for that "green" letter to come.
then i will know my period of freedom.